The Mad Cow

Dasha the cow had a bad day and decided the whole city should share the pain. That's the entire premise of The Mad Cow: you're a cow gone rogue, and your job is to knock down as much of the city as possible.

You start with your horns, headbutting buildings for points, but the destruction escalates fast. Pick up weapons, hop into a helicopter, or take a car for a spin, all while the police try to hunt you down. It's chaotic, it's silly, and it never takes itself seriously.

Controls are simple enough to pick up in seconds - move, jump, attack, accelerate, grab objects - whether you're on a solo run at your desktop or tapping through it on your phone. If you liked the pure carnage of Deadly Descent, the cow's rampage will feel right at home.

There's no story to memorize and no tutorial to sit through. Just a very angry cow, an open city full of things to flatten, and a police force that never quite catches up.

Destroy as much of the city as you can while dodging the police who are chasing you down. Rack up points by smashing buildings with your horns, blasting them with weapons, or running them over entirely.

On desktop, move with AWSD, jump with space, attack or shoot with A, accelerate with shift, and pick up objects with T. On mobile, use the joystick and pop-up buttons to do the same.

Switch between rampaging on foot, driving a car, and flying a helicopter to keep the destruction going - each one lets you reach and wreck different parts of the city, so don't stick to just headbutting.