Kick the Buddy

A rag doll named Buddy has one job: absorb whatever you throw at him. Grenades, automatic rifles, a nuclear bomb - the arsenal here doesn't hold back, and neither should you. Five minutes with this thing usually starts with one grenade and ends with you reaching for the nuke because why not.

There's no scoreboard, no opponent, no clock ticking against you. It's just you, a mouse, and a virtually limitless pile of ways to explode, freeze, smash and shoot. Click a weapon, click Buddy, watch what happens. It's stupidly satisfying in a way that's hard to explain until you've launched a rocket at point-blank range yourself.

It plays straight in the browser on desktop or mobile, no download needed, so it's the kind of thing you open on a whim between rounds of something more competitive over in Sports games. If you want an actual match afterward, Soccer Random is right there waiting.

No strategy guide required, no tutorial to sit through. Just an arsenal, a target, and however long you want to spend testing what a nuclear bomb does to a rag doll.

The objective is simple destruction: use your weapons to explode, freeze, smash or shoot Buddy in as many creative ways as you can. There's no win condition beyond your own curiosity - every weapon you try is its own tiny experiment.

Controls are just mouse clicks. Select a weapon from your arsenal - rockets, grenades, rifles, even a nuclear bomb - then click on Buddy to use it.

Start small if you want to see the buildup, or skip straight to the nuke if you're impatient. Either way, cycle through different weapons rather than spamming one - the fun is in seeing how each one reacts differently.